Lord Darzi, our own Zelig

Dr Dermot J Ward 

Some of you will have seen Woody Allen’s 1983 film, Zelig. Briefly, Woody’s pseudo documentary was about a fictional 1920s media sensation, Leonard Zelig, a human chameleon who develops an ability to take on the characteristics of anyone he happens to be with at the time. Using fake creative newsreel editing, the movie hilariously depicts its comic hero magically at the side of almost every major personality of the early and later 20th century e.g. Hitler, Susan Sontag, Castro, Saul Bellow. A twist for cineastes is his eventually finding compassion in the arms of his psychoanalyst Mia Farrow.

The connection with surgeon, Professor Ara Darzi, later Professor Sir Ara Darzi, next Professor Lord Darzi of  Denham and then a health minister and Zelig is purely an association of ideas that assailed me. Surely nobody can doubt his good intentions. The Lord Darzi has distinguished himself in the surgical domain but appears to have strayed far afield into serious medical politics: the murky machinations of the NHS. He seems to have been regarded as specially gifted with excellent  ‘listener’ skills, and it appears this greatness was thrust upon him. But more of that later. Gordon Brown, shortly after becoming prime minister invited him to carry out a wide ranging review and to lead the reorganisation of the NHS presumably to make it more fit for purpose over the next ten years. May 2007 saw him (Lord Darzi) publish his magnum opus, Our NHS: Our Future. Strategic health authorities, (SHAs) and PCTs had been required to draw up policies for NHS primary and secondary services according to local priorities. According to one general practice source The Lord Darzi visited 7 general practices and now feels equipped to reorganise NHS general practice countrywide. This has been derided as farcical.

These plans in so many instances followed mass public consultation meetings (‘listening’ to local folk’s views). Strangely, perhaps, these meetings, intended it was thought to divine and deliver what the populace and health staff wanted of and for their NHS have  incensed many as patients, public and professionals sense the opposite: that their concerns about losing their  access to their treasured local GP because of distant Darzi polyclinics, loss of district vital hospital services such as A&E, paediatric and maternity services; apparently ignoring patients kernel wishes for ease of reasonably near, safe and trusted services.  Instead worries abound about treatment delays from longer travel distances magnified by high traffic density further (dangerous) delays to more remote already oversubscribed other district services to receive appropriate medical attention. The bureaucrats and health ministers however seem satisfied. The public expected not mere hearing but some heeding of their concerns. Instead they feel utterly ignored. Many suspect that even before these public consultations decision had been decided in advance behind closed doors. This at least is the take in my Chichester, West Sussex back yard. And how the local press reflects this.

Another blow. Government has pledged for years to abolish mix-sexed wards because of so much adverse criticism. However in February 2008 Darzi announced this could not be done. (In that same month 41 year old Dean Galley was jailed for sexually assaulting an 82 year old woman on a mixed sex ward in Royal Bolton Hospital). Sir Norman Browse, a past president of the RCS in a measured attack on Lord Darzi revelation was one of many defending wards for separate sexes reminding him in a public letter that ‘hospitals have had no difficulty in providing separate wards for men , women and children for hundreds of years’. The sensitivities of women and their vulnerability have been ignored by the noble lord.

The noble lord crops up too in upsetting the pathologist subcommittee of the CCSC as both his first report and second (NHS NEXT STAGE and HEALTHCARE FOR LONDON)  overlook even mention of pathology services.

The issue of u-turning is not confined to mixed sex wards. In January 2008 he overturned a decision taken a week earlier to ringfence funding medical training in a letter to the House of Commons.

Psychiatry too has not escaped the attention of The Lord Darzi. Readers will be interested to note that on April 1, 2008 (you will make what you will of that date) he spoke of giving allotments to individuals ‘recovering from mental health problems’. Meanwhile the Mental Health Act Commission report Risks, Rights, Recovery,  focuses differently on the psychiatric scene and warns that mental health (they mean illness) wards are becoming increasingly overcrowded and are ‘tougher and scarier’ than a decade ago: that pressure on beds makes it difficult to provide good care to patients.          

Let me return now to those listening skills of The Lord Darzi. In November last Hospital Doctor carried a particularly pithy letter from Dr Ian Verber, consultant paediatrician, University Hospital of North Tees, Stockton-on-Tees.. He was supporting an earlier letter, also critical, which suggested that the noble lord’s listening skills had atrophied at the time of his appointment to government. “Nothing”, wrote Dr Verber, “could be further from the truth. Sir Ara (as he was then) was asked to make recommendations on the reconfiguration of services on Teesside in 2005. He did visit but did not think it necessary to talk to paediatricians, paediatric anaesthetists or paediatric surgeons. His recommendations included the establishment of a centre of excellence in obstetrics in a hospital without neonatal intensive care; the establishment of a centre of excellence in paediatrics in a hospital without paediatric intensive care, paediatric anaesthesia or paediatric surgery; the provision of paediatric surgery and trauma services on a site with no paediatric medical inpatients; and the splitting up of adult vascular surgery onto more than one site.

“None of these recommendations was workable and each was repudiated by the independent panel which was brought in to sort out the mess.

A happy ending for Teesside but as for the architect of this shambles – a seat in the House of Lords and appointment as chief adviser to the Department of Health. You couldn’t make it up”.

I have spoken with Ian Verber and can assure you he is not a comedian. But can you chide me for that Zelig free association with the noble lord.  However, unlike woody Allen and Zelig there is nothing remotely funny in the mosaic political activities and health service consequences of The Lord Darzi.